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ML-1 was an experimental nuclear reactor built as part of the US Army Nuclear Power Program between 1961 and 1965. It was intended to provide truck-mounted nuclear power that could accompany troops from place to place and provide power to command and communication centers, evacuation hospitals, depots, and radar and weapons systems.
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LA-34 Jammu and Others-I is a constituency of the Azad Kashmir Legislative Assembly which is currently represented by Riaz Ahmed Gujjar of the Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI). It covers the area of Sindh, Balochistan, and Punjab. Only refugees from Jammu and Ladakh settled in Pakistan are eligible to vote in this constituency.
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