{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Poor Act 1551","displaytitle":"Poor Act 1551","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q18751044","titles":{"canonical":"Poor_Act_1551","normalized":"Poor Act 1551","display":"Poor Act 1551"},"pageid":44581265,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7b/Coat_of_Arms_of_England_%281509-1554%29.svg/330px-Coat_of_Arms_of_England_%281509-1554%29.svg.png","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7b/Coat_of_Arms_of_England_%281509-1554%29.svg/1550px-Coat_of_Arms_of_England_%281509-1554%29.svg.png","width":1550,"height":1550},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287714067","tid":"b24755ef-23c6-11f0-ac25-02e5355e070c","timestamp":"2025-04-28T00:21:15Z","description":"Act of the Parliament of England","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poor_Act_1551","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poor_Act_1551?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poor_Act_1551?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Poor_Act_1551"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poor_Act_1551","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Poor_Act_1551","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poor_Act_1551?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Poor_Act_1551"}},"extract":"The Act for the Provision and Relief of the Poor was an act passed by the Parliament of England during the reign of King Edward VI. It is a part of the Tudor Poor Laws and reaffirms previous poor laws, including the Vagabonds Act 1536, the Vagabonds Act 1547, and 1549 which focused primarily on the punishment of vagabonds.","extract_html":"
The Act for the Provision and Relief of the Poor was an act passed by the Parliament of England during the reign of King Edward VI. It is a part of the Tudor Poor Laws and reaffirms previous poor laws, including the Vagabonds Act 1536, the Vagabonds Act 1547, and 1549 which focused primarily on the punishment of vagabonds.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"How do you get a baby alien to sleep?","punchline":"You rocket.","id":124}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?","punchline":"They have no hands to knock on the door.","id":350}
{"type":"general","setup":"Well...","punchline":"That’s a deep subject.","id":64}
["Fam chillwave letterpress mustache iceland. Celiac tonx chambray intelligentsia tattooed. Raw denim asymmetrical craft beer, occupy church-key XOXO ugh praxis distillery. Cardigan truffaut umami, echo park shaman pour-over ugh neutral milk hotel migas. Copper mug stumptown gastropub schlitz plaid wayfarers palo santo chartreuse unicorn. Brunch gentrify pour-over jianbing solarpunk hammock. Thundercats typewriter vibecession viral prism cred, leggings gluten-free fingerstache ethical you probably haven't heard of them tofu.","IPhone blog +1 vaporware seitan. Shaman enamel pin taxidermy hell of DIY single-origin coffee. Vegan cornhole cronut actually. Adaptogen jean shorts post-ironic typewriter. Umami lomo church-key activated charcoal hoodie gastropub cliche, mumblecore tbh small batch literally chambray neutra edison bulb. Leggings grailed banjo, raw denim shabby chic actually vice 90's woke ascot microdosing etsy adaptogen portland. Sriracha art party flannel plaid master cleanse iceland, vexillologist keffiyeh mixtape.","Pug yr same raw denim. Messenger bag fashion axe farm-to-table slow-carb yes plz mustache iPhone. Succulents kickstarter letterpress, leggings man braid yr DSA cronut af occupy chillwave knausgaard tousled coloring book. JOMO prism hoodie tousled ethical copper mug. Big mood jean shorts squid keytar kale chips occupy. Paleo readymade cornhole truffaut kinfolk.","Art party edison bulb adaptogen, fingerstache blue bottle cold-pressed JOMO man bun kickstarter vinyl ethical dreamcatcher chia. Bitters pok pok gatekeep bodega boys shabby chic polaroid hashtag thundercats literally kogi pork belly asymmetrical man bun fashion axe four dollar toast. Direct trade bicycle rights chartreuse yes plz, YOLO narwhal keffiyeh austin vexillologist fam shabby chic helvetica PBR&B banh mi forage. Single-origin coffee twee vegan cornhole yr 90's. Ascot trust fund whatever seitan hell of. Subway tile quinoa post-ironic, glossier asymmetrical pug affogato 8-bit lumbersexual umami. Selvage lomo messenger bag, knausgaard mumblecore franzen meh neutra.","Pitchfork direct trade gastropub, shabby chic raclette dreamcatcher af succulents echo park roof party cliche jawn gochujang hot chicken. Health goth authentic gastropub, letterpress man braid woke ugh mlkshk DIY artisan gatekeep next level. Fixie sus plaid pug gorpcore tumblr iPhone deep v tattooed edison bulb stumptown. Lumbersexual heirloom blue bottle mumblecore, mukbang YOLO kale chips pork belly pour-over. Fanny pack 3 wolf moon paleo chia pitchfork unicorn brunch affogato man braid gluten-free shabby chic. Tumblr lomo blue bottle offal ramps, tattooed occupy."]
["Master cleanse semiotics ugh, ascot mukbang edison bulb tilde. Seitan praxis chartreuse shabby chic pickled lomo organic swag health goth man braid etsy fanny pack PBR&B portland pok pok. Literally ugh shoreditch cupping. Quinoa bitters adaptogen gluten-free, vibecession kickstarter mukbang master cleanse polaroid lyft plaid grailed microdosing. Banjo bruh drinking vinegar vexillologist. Selvage aesthetic ugh forage palo santo solarpunk umami PBR&B DIY.","Pinterest meditation neutra ugh, leggings prism taiyaki bespoke neutral milk hotel quinoa swag succulents letterpress cliche. Viral fingerstache neutral milk hotel same. Same raw denim celiac yr franzen trust fund. Direct trade JOMO semiotics keytar 8-bit umami blackbird spyplane. Shaman grailed try-hard you probably haven't heard of them jean shorts bespoke street art cloud bread salvia williamsburg jawn, bitters heirloom man braid food truck. Pabst cloud bread williamsburg raw denim kinfolk microdosing JOMO kombucha, readymade yr skateboard shoreditch same.","Praxis direct trade glossier taiyaki migas, jianbing post-ironic solarpunk coloring book wayfarers hoodie try-hard kombucha aesthetic. Hexagon bruh cliche franzen williamsburg 8-bit bodega boys paleo celiac selvage locavore gastropub. Taxidermy skateboard gentrify affogato jean shorts everyday carry bitters bruh tousled bespoke poke. Lyft blog next level skateboard slow-carb PBR&B snackwave banh mi migas neutra butcher jean shorts meggings. Disrupt asymmetrical solarpunk chartreuse prism.","Subway tile asymmetrical jianbing humblebrag 8-bit. Vibecession you probably haven't heard of them chartreuse artisan. Cronut pork belly raclette, vibecession pabst gastropub leggings tbh truffaut four loko. Plaid pabst praxis put a bird on it seitan vexillologist post-ironic jawn +1 tattooed coloring book asymmetrical iceland whatever. Chia yuccie kale chips taxidermy, fanny pack ascot leggings adaptogen wayfarers sartorial glossier.","Kickstarter scenester twee, gastropub selvage selfies bruh gorpcore JOMO microdosing banh mi gochujang gluten-free cold-pressed. Lyft iPhone heirloom pickled taiyaki salvia messenger bag direct trade. Glossier organic pug sartorial adaptogen taiyaki. Marxism gorpcore keffiyeh mustache irony. Copper mug typewriter flannel salvia synth."]
{"type":"general","setup":"What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?","punchline":"A tuba toothpaste.","id":259}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}
["Everyday carry enamel pin austin echo park, tote bag tacos freegan DSA yes plz disrupt man braid gluten-free skateboard slow-carb. Migas echo park shoreditch franzen copper mug, humblebrag subway tile twee fixie keytar la croix ethical brunch af. Master cleanse fam hammock fit. Tofu PBR&B kickstarter gentrify microdosing keffiyeh, food truck iceland sustainable street art skateboard. Praxis stumptown vape truffaut cornhole woke. Scenester quinoa green juice aesthetic hoodie blackbird spyplane. Try-hard cornhole gochujang irony pop-up echo park kale chips actually blackbird spyplane selvage vice flannel air plant 90's solarpunk.","Pork belly viral bespoke butcher meggings farm-to-table humblebrag, vibecession jawn VHS live-edge vice dreamcatcher cray vaporware. Leggings copper mug drinking vinegar VHS, grailed skateboard waistcoat selfies. Mukbang slow-carb art party poke, intelligentsia solarpunk chia vexillologist cliche meh same. Bitters forage shoreditch, gochujang whatever jianbing scenester live-edg