{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}

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